Tuesday, September 26, 2006

We Made it Back Alive

Raven and I kicked off the weekend by flying out of Oakland via Bart and the even better "Air Bart." If you have never visited the Coliseum Bart station it is a magical and scary place. After some delay at the OAK airport we finally make it to San Diego. We picked up our Chevy Impala rental car, aka PImpala, GImpala, or LImpala. We shot up to Pacific Beach to stay with Ollie for the night. I bet Raven that he would make us long island ice teas as soon as we got there and he didn't disappoint. After we knocked one back I threw Wild Boyz season 2 on the 65" plasma tv. I think the crew enjoyed it, but better than anything it really set the stage for the weekend. Ok, so driving through Tijuana in a brand new rental car might not seem wild to you but for two dorks who sit in front of computers all day it's definitely wild.

After wild boyz we headed over to Smiley's house for some beers. Smiley had the classic college house, equipped with kegerator and hot tub in the living room. I don't know how it happened but time really got away from us. By the time we headed back and fell asleep it was 4:30
am. I woke up the next morning at 11 am...I can't remember the last time I woke up at 11 am, it was at least college. We walked down the block to this local Hawaiian breakfast place and then hit the road. Leaving PB we stopped at a Walgreens to pick up sun screen, a case of water, Gatorade, and deodorant...what else do you need in Mexico? We crossed the border at about 1 pm and Raven kept the drive interesting with his Ipod that we rigged to play on the car stereo. The drive down the coast was unreal. No doubt some of the most amazing coast line in the world. We had no idea where our hotel was in Ensenada but we somehow drove right into the parking lot. Once there we got our single room with 1 king size bed (thanks front desk guy who was sure to say that out loud for all of Mexico to hear) an 8 pack of Tecate, ice, and a foam ice chest. Quick tour of the town and then we were off to the wedding. We had awesome directions to the church, somewhere in Ensenada. The only problem is that the streets HAVE NO FRIGEN STREET SIGNS! Again somehow we lucked out and found ourselves in the parking lot of the church. The Church was amazing. Very traditional yet modern looking. Later we hit the reception and drank our share of Pacifico's. After the reception we hit up an amazing taco bar, which we frequented several times after.

Sunday we drove up the coast and checked out a surf spot. We then headed down to a placecalled Maui just outside of Ensenada. There we grabbed a tall boy of Tecate and headed to the beach. Once the party got started Raven and I participated in a game of dirt field soccer....in sandals no less. I loved the large chunks of cement buried in the field. Fernando's family basically worked all day to provide one of the best meals I've ever had. Real fish tacos with shrimp, Sting Ray, salsas, fruit, and deserts.

The next day we headed back to the US. We hit every exit and even managed to spend every peso. We got so cocky we started to listen to our voice mails and ended up missing the critical turn off for San Diego. That's right, we blew the most important turn of the trip and got diverted through Tijuana. I'm no stranger to border towns but TJ is a different beast. All the signs might as well have been in Chinese. With slight cases of Montazumas revenge working against us, and no idea where we were headed, panic set it. There was a lot of deep breathing and swearing. We started driving up this mountain pass, shacks and shanty's below in the valley. California license plates were non existent on vehicles and I thought we were in for an interesting day. Finally we saw a sign for
the Otay border crossing, which was "OH-Tay" with me. We got diverted through neighborhoods, took some educated guess turns and somehow, and I mean somehow, we hit the border line. It only took about 15 minutes to cross. Once inside the US we flew into the 1st gas station for a pit stop.

We didn't fly out till 2:30 so we went over to the Hotel Del Coronado for a bite to eat. Threw down a burger and then headed for the airport. All I have to say is god bless America! For all the bums out there who think they have it rough, I want to buy you a ticket to TJ. Tijuana makes a news paper blanket and bench look like club med in comparison. As always for more picture go to flickr.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Going to Mexico for the Weekend

Thats right, Jodi is out of town for two weeks and I decided to go to Mexico and party my brains out. It's going to be me, a bottle of Don Julio, and the beach. Just kidding, I 'm actually going to Ensenada for the weekend for my buddy Fernando's Wedding. Fernando and his soon to be bride pictured here...ya I know it looks weird.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Letters from the Road

It is approximately 2:02 am PST or 4:02 CST here is Chicago. “But Todd, I thought you were going to Wisconsin, what happened?” I’m so glad you asked because s@!# happened when my flight got delayed from SFO and I missed the only flight between Madison and Denver. The funny thing is that United knew I was screwed before I did (yes computers are smarter than us now). You see, when I was sitting on the tarmac waiting to de-plane in Denver I got a silly little voice mail. It was from my friend United telling me that things were all cool and that they had already re-scheduled me on a flight for the following day that would get me into Madison at 1:00 pm (Keep in mind I have a meeting at 9am). I’m optimistic and say to myself, “I AM GOING TO MAKE MY FLIGHT!” I bolt out of the plane….full sprint, flip flops and all….clack, clack, clack down the airport. I think I missed the gate closing by 2 minutes (insert drama music here). After getting no love from the United customer service I take things into my own hands…Expedia. I call up and we work some magic. 9 pm flight from Denver to Chicago and a 6 am flight from Chicago to Madison.

So I fly out to Chicago, land and decide to bypass the hotel because 1) they are full, and 2) what’s wrong with a little camp out adventure in Chicago :-). I wasn’t the only person with that idea because the place looked like a SF homeless shelter. So I’m a little new at this and I’m learning the ropes. Here is my survival guide.


  1. Try and arrive before midnight, supposedly I missed the red blanked fairy who blessed the whole airport with red furry blankets 10 minutes before my arrival.
  2. Scope out a row of seats without armrests, these are real popular among sleepers. Your second option is the floor or jerry rigging seats to make your neck hurt for a week.
  3. Get primal. I saw a woman in a suit laying on newspaper and using more news paper for a blanket. I said to myself, “works for folks back on the street in SF, why not me.” Yes folks I did it and it works.
  4. Find a dark corner to avoid, vacuum man, motorized floor waxer man, and kids.
  5. Get smart. It’s rainy and cold here and I’m the jackass in shorts, sandals and a short sleeve shirt. I’m on warmth quest. No I can’t build a fire, but I can do the next best thing….charge my Dell laptop and run de-frag to make sure that processor is pumping out some heat (so dorky I know). It works great.

That’s all for now. I can smell Cinnabon firing up and the floor sucks.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

The HouseBoat Trip

The Crew this year was light, 7 in total. Phil had to cancel out at the last minute due to a mean fever. That meant Bob was the only adult on the boat and that was obvious by the antics that went on. I guess they had promised Phil an upgraded boat earlier in the year but when Bob showed up they said that boat was unavailable. I guess they felt bad enough so they comped us a 3 man wave runner for the weekend (stupid move on their part). Now we have been talking s%@& about wave runners for 5 years, "they're slow, they're gay, their too easy, how much fun can they be?"

Well, when it's not yours they can be a lot of fun. What makes a wave runner so fun you ask? 1) they will do about 45 mph, it's a mini boat. 2) it seats 3, and it's really hard to hold on being the 3rd man. 3) we found out that you can tow 2 tubers at the same time. 4) the wave runner can make really sharp turns, hence when put on the whip you are in for a treat click here for a video 5) they allow you to be creative, inventing games like rodeo, and flag man. Other events of the weekend included:
  • How much meat can I eat
  • Instructional videos
  • Comedy videos
  • Garlic bread making (aka artery bread), it's kind of like craft making at camp
  • Trading beers for bbq
  • Who stinks the most
  • White trash Olympics including, rock toss, who can hit the log, who can hit the can, who can hit the hat, and everyone's favorite who can hit the houseboat.
To be honest that pretty much sums up the trip. I can't wait for next year.